Monday, February 23, 2009

Memories of India, in no particular order.

  • Ravi (in the cap behind me) - the angel/con who very possibly saved us from getting any closer to the bombs in Delhi.


  • Arriving in Delhi under the blanket of night, giggling like a schoolgirl with the excitement of all the adventures laying ahead.

  • The smell. The damp, deep, dirty humidity carrying the scents of every sweating man, woman and child. Mostly in the big cities where the thick layer of pollution prevents any air from escaping or even just circulating.

  • After arriving, barely even getting a shoddy, groggy half-sleep, waking to open the door on a beaming Tommy.

  • The first Holy Cow.


  • The first monkey.

  • The men at the Honey Dew Cafe in Pushkar. The skinny chef and owner, who through broken-yet-confident English made Italian coffee with a smile. And his Buddah comrade, shirtless & always belly-laughing through his greying beard and sparkling eyes.

  • The Taj Mahal. Revealing itself in the misty light of dawn against a pink sky. No words.


  • Laughing. Talking. Crying.

  • Emma from Goa, who became not only a buffer for me and Tom when things got a bit heated, but also my saviour the day after Tom left Mumbai. She saved me from myself.

  • The dancers in Jaipur. Mother and two daughters. With a lack of an audience because of the rain, they decided to have me and Tom...well, mostly me...entertain them. I sat and chatted as long as the language barrier would allow. The mother noticed I wasn't wearing earrings so she took out one of her many pairs, licked the hooks and stuck them in my ears. It sounds gross, but I will cherish them forever.









  • Vikki - our driver. And how I will always feel like we cheated this honest man.
  • Insides:
    a) Ten martial art forms
    b) 2-5 minute Tommy Time
    c) multi-winking
    d) mom jokes
  • The perfume man in Pushkar giving me incense sticks, even after I kindly declined his oils.


  • The pilgrim men at The Sivitri Temple, delighted by me taking their picture.


  • The colours of the Rajasthani women. Even those living in extreme poverty. Spectacular.




  • The manager at Hotel Apollo Guest House in Mumbai, offering many, many everythings.

  • The oasis that was Villa Anjuna in Goa. Diggler the bartender, and the pool.....the glorious pool....


  • Spitting, smoking gypsies in the Holy City, suckering Tom into getting henna on his palm.


  • The cons:
    a) The "Rajan" Experience
    b) Sheik in Jaipur
    c) Maniac taxi driver in Mumbai
    d) Pillow case fraud
    e) Pushkar Passports

  • The children. From those begging for bakshish to just wanting to hold your hand. The smiling and the sobbing. Shitting on the sidewalk. Spinning on the sidewalk.






  • The Marine Drive walk with Tom, after Hari Putar and caramel "Top Corn".


  • Saying goodbye to Tommy in the middle of the night in Mumbai. Big cities are so much quieter when you have no one to talk to.

  • The sunsets. Atop the Savitri Temple, looking out over Pushkar. Goa, our final beautiful night. How the red sun dipped perfectly between the island and the hills.




  • Climbing the rocks in Palolem to see the crabs in their natural habitat, ripping apart dead fish with their claws.




  • The family at the bottom of the temple in Pushkar, sipping their ginger chai while they insisted I visit their home for chapati. I declined, as Tom finally showed up in the dark on the rented motorbike.

  • The motorbike. And the scooters in Goa. How freeing to zip through the mountainous roads with the wind in your hair and the sun on your back. It feels like love.





  • Munchie - our dog for an hour. On the scooter, south of Palolem, on the hunt for a Kingfisher (bird, not beer). Stopping at the side of the road, a white dog came out of nowhere and hopped on the scooter, wedging himself between Tom's legs. We couldn't shake him! The most docile dog....we had no idea if he belonged to anyone. Every time Tom pushed him off he would charge at us at full speed. So we let him ride aroud with us for a while. We got to a remote, deserted beach right before sunset & Munchie followed us happily onto the sand. When we went to leave, he was right there waiting to go. So amazing! Sadly, since we didn't know where or to whom he belonged, we had to push him off again where he picked us up. It broke my heart seeing this beautiful dog running after us at full hilt, til we rounded a blind corner and he was finally gone. So sad.


  • The hotel in Udaipur. 4-poster bed. Clean. Perfect location. View of Lake Palace from the roof. Just. Awesome.


  • People - whole families - taking our pictures. The Fort in Agra, City Palace in Udaipur, the beach in Palolem, the Lotus Temple in Jaipur. The final time by the India Gate in Mumbai, me asking for 200 rupees after. The look on that boys face...

  • The first Indian sleeper train. Udaipur to Ahmedabad. Our shock when we first saw the teeny cabin. The nice young German couple who we shared it with. Then the train from Ahmedabad to Mumbai. NOT a sleeper, and 8 hours long. Luckily, it was AC coach class. "Chai, chai, masala chai", "soooooooup."


  • The deep regret of not "splurging" on those last minute scarves and necklaces from the Mumbai Colaba Causeway market....sigh......

  • Our scary encounter with two very pushy (and probaby high) bongo drum "salesmen" in Mumbai.

  • Fish, fish and MORE fish in Goa. Delish!

  • Bleddy cesar with extra tobacco, wester and Tom juice.

  • Finally reaching the Savitri Temple at the top of the mountain in Pushkar. Decided to wait 2 hours for the sunset. SO, so worth it.





  • Drinks at the insanely oppulent Rambagh Palace in Jaipur. The smell of jasmine dripping off of everything. The sexy, exotic sitar. I felt like royalty for an hour. Grey Goose martini with roquefort cheese and mint stuffed olives...DIVINE! Decided to write a book about all of the different olives I've eaten all over the world. Tom thought it was a terrible idea...






  • ...but I am still going to write "Lanes Shmlanes: My Adventures on the Indian Highway with Tommy '2-5' and Vikki Martin".

  • The Lake Palaces, in Jaipur & Udaipur.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Now THAT'S a piece of meat.

A couple of days ago, Captain Awesome surprised me by taking me for an lovely, impromptu dinner at Kiwe Kitchen.

The restaurant is situated on the corner of King & Portland, about one block from my office. I pass it every day, and have often made a mental note that I need to check it out for the after-work, cocktail scene sometime.

I had been enjoying drinks with Alli & Nadine, doing our usual gossip-catch-up-fest at The Bier Market up the street, when unexpectedly the Captain came swooping in to join us. Very pleasant surprise, indeed.

After the ladies left, we decided to grab a bite. Not wanting to eat the pub-fare on offer at TBM (which is a change for us, since we always eat pub-fare if it's offered), we headed across the street to Kiwe.

It's lovely inside, dimly-lit with low ceilings. There's a very intimate feel, accentuated by the deep, double-booths tucked to the side as you walk to the back of the restaurant, where you find a slightly more open-spaced seating area. The only issue I had was the length of the table in the booth - if you're there with your own Captain Awesome, it's far too much space to enjoy an evening together. So we sat right next to each other, which proved to be just perfect.

As it turns out, I know the Executive Chef - Derek - from my University days. Thanks to him, we were lucky enough to be spoiled with some incredibly fresh, west-coast oysters as a starter.

Then came the entrées. Oh, man.

I had a perfectly cooked cut of beef tenderloin, and The Captain had a lovely veal loin. Both were stupendous, but the tenderloin was quite possibly the best piece of meat I have ever had. Hands-down. I can't even begin to describe it, other than to say that it was melt-in-my-mouth, deliciousness. Perfect temperature, perfect colour. Perfect sauce, served with perfect greens. Just. Perfection.

We had a few glasses of wine along with the meal, followed by dessert in the form of apple-cinnamon shots. Yum!

For a mid-week dinner, it was one of the best ever. And if you're ever in Toronto, I highly recommend going there and seeing for yourself.

Friday, January 16, 2009

An Ode to Captain Awesome:

"Oh the fun in coming, and all the pain in leaving." - Led Zeppelin.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!!

This is amazingly, happy, wonderful news.

Congratulations, Georgia and Pete. She's precious.

xoxo

Friday, January 09, 2009

Yay, me!

It's not very often that I do something I'm proud of (those of you who have seen my past attempts at "acting" will understand what I mean).

When I got back from London, I was 10 lbs heavier than I have been for the last few years. Pretty much since University, which was the only other time in my life I indulged in daily pints and fast food. Because I managed to slip back into the lifestyle, I was able to let my - ahem - physique, slip!

And heading to India - where daily I devoured devilishly cheap and deliciously rich food - didn't help the ol' waistline.

It wasn't an overtly noticeable weight gain to others, but I definitely noticed. I felt it more than saw it, actually. I had a bad case of the Beer Bloat and felt gross all the time.

I promised myself that once I got back to Toronto, I would do my best to shed the weight and get back on track with my health (Resolution #1). I've only really been successful at the gym thing once before, when I was living with Alicia. We were working in bars at night, so we'd go 4-5 times a week during the day, for 1+ hours at a time. We were also 24 years old and our bodies responded to exercise almost immediately. Now? Well....

My dad became my personal trainer, of sorts. He started running with me, bless his heart. Actually, I should probably say "bless MY heart", because I was the one struggling along at first.

The first 5 pounds fell right off, which was probably just the Beer Bloat. These last 5?....not so easy.

But! I have persevered, joined a gym, stuck to my workouts and now? The other 5 pounds? GONZO! It was hard......very hard. But man, do I feel great.

I've managed to shed the London-10 and am back to where I was! I don't necessarily want to lose anymore weight, so now its all about getting fit. So, YAY ME!!

Monday, January 05, 2009

HELP!

Seriously. Heather. I need some guidance.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Bday.

Well yesterday was my bday...and it was pretty much exactly how I wanted it to be.
I spent the afternoon shopping with Pam, then had fabulous Indian food at Nataraj Restaurant with some friends and my bro. Then finished off the night with a little karaoke. You knew that was coming, didn't you?

There were only a few pictures taken...none of which will end up on this blog. Or Facebook, for that matter. They are unflattering and embarrassing. The only two I will release were taken by my brother on his Crackberry.

I was given a "shot" of Grand Marnier by the lovely staff at the restaurant. I put "shot" in quotes because it was more like 4 shots in one small snifter. Never being one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I obliged.




Not half bad! I woke up with a slight hangover and a newfound appreciation for orange liqueur.
I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who sent me birthday wishes. I was right chuffed.
xoxo

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Resolutions.

I've never been one of those people who is happy to see a year come to an end. Quite the opposite, actually. I always feel a sense of loss, on and during the few days leading up to December 31st. Never was the case more true than last night.

2008 was a great, great year. I spent most of it in London with my second family, and will always remember it fondly with a warm heart.

I have a mildly significant birthday coming up on Saturday, which I'm not particularly looking forward to (never do). Twenty-nine. The last year in my twenties. And even though I'm not looking forward to the actual day, I am really looking forward to the year. I have a feeling that I'm hitting my stride, and that the next 12 months will be just as great, great - if not better - than 2008.

2009 is wide open. And here are some of my "resolutions" for the year ahead:

  • Health. Number one. Be healthy, stay healthy.
  • Stay connected with friends, old and new.
  • Find a creative hobby. I love watching hours and hours of The Food Network after work, but I need something to stimulate my brain.
  • Get my driver's licence.
  • Go out to more local music show...things. Gigs? Is that what they're called? Pretty much, just be cooler.
  • Maintain this blog.
  • Upload all of 30 Rock onto my wicked new ipod. Tina Fey is God.
  • Stop over-analyzing everything. Especially the teeny-tiny intricacies of the male brain.
  • Let go of old ghosts, once and for all. Because damn it...it's just too hard to hold on.

Someone once told me there's only, like, a 3.5% chance of a person sticking to their resolutions.

I like those odds.

Happy New Year, everyone. Love to YOUR mother.

Sunday, December 14, 2008